not mine ... some are really humorous
Women want one man to meet every need; men want every woman to meet one need.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
By the time you're eighty years old one have learned everything. One only have to remember it.
How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge?
The door won't shut.
I am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Fashion: A form of ugliness so intolerable that it changes every six months.
An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
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